Dear Incredibly Awesomesauce Person,
Signing up for this mailing list means you will receive information about my new book releases, raffles, and other fun stuff before anyone else.
[Feel free to feign excitement here. I’ll wait…]
Not to worry, I can barely remember to clean the cat litter box, which also means I am entirely too lazy to send email spam or any other weirdness. No, really.
I’m also extremely private so it wouldn’t even occur to me to share your personal info. So they’ll be none of that nonsense either.
Here is the sign up link.
Of course, you can unsubscribe at any time.
Thanks for stopping by,