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Thinking is hard. Let’s have bad sex.

December 19, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged christmas, comedy, funny, holiday, Humor, sex | 220 Comments

At first, I want you. I really, really want you. And I am just like any other stalker. Diligent. Methodical. And lookin’ your ass up on the internet. Like every day. Studying you. I imagine touching you. Working on you. Over and over again. Until you come. And then, I am embarrassed to say this. […]

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I picked this name because it rhymed. I also wanted WillWriteForCoffee - but I felt it pigeonholed me as some kind of maniacal coffee addicted fiend, which I am - but I am not sure I am ready to admit that here yet. Look, it was late. Major life decisions should not be made after midnight. No good will come of it. I'm just sayin'.

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