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Escape From Thanksgiving Alcatraz

“Who is coming to the Christmas party?,” my boss asked in the last meeting. [Honestly, can we just focus on one painful charade - I mean holiday - at a time? Thanksgiving isn't even over, for crissakes!] “Do people still go to that insipid thing?” I respond without a beat. Let’s flashback to the Christmas […]

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Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples

Khloe Kardashian had a nip slip. And I. missed. it! Nads. I am totally trying not to use profanity for like a whole 5 seconds…. But holy¬†cunnilingus. Are you telling me that I watched 2 hours of that insipid show – The X Factor – and I missed the nipple action. Say it ain’t so? […]